Its finally happened..... Im in lust for the first time since.... well, since the last time! (my mind isnt as good as it used to be) I met him in Spar when I was trying to get a refund on my steredent. He nudged me from behind with his basket and I was smitten! I think hes single cos he only had a small tin of pink salmon, tappioca pudding, half a warburtons loaf (wholemeal, he must have stubborn bowels) a packet of wooden dolly pegs (good sign, he washes his clothes, must be a gent) and a copy of FHM... (even better... hes sexually frustrated!)

I was in a dilemma, should I risk chatting him up? Should I just play hard to get? Should I just drop to the floor clutching my chest hoping he knows the kiss of life? (forget that option, still havnt got my teeth back).... think Winnie........

I turned and said... "do you fancy coming back to mine for tea? Ive got a bit of cucumber that would go lovely with that salmon, and Ive got some evaporated milk thatll make that tappioca into manna fron heaven"

There was silence... then he said... " come hurry up, put them steredent in my pocket and Ill let you share my salmon" That tube of steredent in his pocket got me well stirred up I can tell you!............

Cant wait till I get him home.... Ill let you know what happened tommorow....