Great news after last nights disapointment, my gorgeous great grandson Dan has arrived on my doorstep with his Winnie the pooh sleeping bag. Hes a cracking lad, been away to learn how to be a DJ, hes been offered a job at Dune fm, hes got his first show this afternoon, hes so excited.
Ive given him a Spar bag to take with him, (he has a speech impediment that tends to cause him to spit and dribble a lot) he can cover the microphone with it to prevent electrocution. He has to do traffic reports and everything, he must be very important.
Dan is Heathcliffes bastard... ermmm I mean illegitimate son, but he must have inherited his looks off his mother, Im not sure who she was, but the nuns have done a wonderful job bringing him up, he says please and thank you and everthing!
He loves music, hes already got his posters of his favourite pop stars up on my walls, theres a lovely one of Cliff Richard, and the one of Val Doonican is nice too, such a lovely smile hes got. Mona is going to knit Dan a pullover just like Vals in the picture, hes ecstatic about it!
Poor boy hasnt been off the loo with nerves, his show starts at 2pm! Hes taken my wheelie commode with him to put in the studio incase he gets caught short, bless him, and a proper loo roll, not that shiny stuff they use in cheap places like that, you know the stuff, your finger pokes through while wiping, and it makes your bum sting.
If youd like to hear my Dan just click on the link..... and listen online! Good luck Danny-boy!
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