Id like to proudly introduce my eldest son Bob, but we call him Bo for short, it easier. He has left our shores for a life in America, well for life in America. I believe hes innocent, Im sure it was just an accident that man running onto his pitchfork and becoming impaled to a tree. My Bo has always been a gentle giant, wouldnt harm a fly.

Hes well liked on death row though, the prisoner officers have a lot of pet names for him he tells me.

Bo went to college, the only member of our family to do so! He was there for 9 years but eventually managed to get a GCSE in woodwork. I still have the canary he carved out of a piece of chip board on my mantlepiece, its very realistic, I can almost hear it singing sometimes.