This is my bestest friend Renee, shes lovely when shes sober, but turns into a man-eater after a few sherries.
She has recently got an obsession with a young man who presents a local radio show. The poor soul gives her airtime but Im sure that if realised what she looked like he wouldnt.
Im a bit concerned, she has been taking medication to stop her incontinence, she thinks there may be a chance of sex. Maybe I should phone the police protection service or something....
I think perhaps Ill just give her a few more sherries and provide her with a cucumber.. purely for the bags under her eyes I mean!..