I was woken very early this morning by noisy people staring at my house! I peeped out the window, (the one thats not been boarded up yet)

There was a man shouting orders to the crowd, "POINT! POINT! POINT!" and to my amazement they all pointed at my house and stood there like showroom dummies for about 15 mins while he took pictures!

I quickly put my mac on over my flannelette nightie and went downstairs to chuck the contents of my commode over these people.

What an invasion of privacy! Ill get the buggers!