I was greeted at "entrance" to my house by the man with the camera. He told me he was a reporter who was doing a story on "nuisance families" in the area, so I invited him in for sherry and branflakes so I could tell him a thing or two about some of the scum in my street!
He was a bit of an oddball, very twitchy, kept jumping up with his camera every time he heard the screech of car brakes in the street. I told him it happens each morning round here, its the kids joyriding to school, (the bus company refuse to come down here after a few "incidences" with the kids) so you cant blame the poor lambs, its a long walk to school.
Well he calmed down after a while, but I had to ask him to turn his collection of radios and walkie-talkie thingies off, they were interfering with Terry Wogan, and I dont want to listen to what the local constabulary are up to, I much rather listen to Cliff Richard.
He told me that hed had lots of complaints about my family, and that local people were concerned for their own safety due to the return of Bo.... I couldnt believe what I was hearing! My family keep themselves to themselves.. we pay our fines on time, always wear our best sunday clothes for Court appearances, never park stolen cars on double yellows. Ive brought my family up with good manners, they always say "sorry" if they hurt someone, "thank you" after a shoplifting spree, and "please" when asking for money from the Post Ofiice.. we have our standards you know!
Well as you can imagine... I chased the bugger out my house quick-sharp, the cheek of him!
Oh well, the day can only get better.. Ill go and see Renee later, she always cheers me up!