Well I never! Dan turned up at the party with this man from work in tow... Mr Dorey, Im not sure if he thought it was a fancy dress party, but Dan tells me its just his usual weekend "going out clothes" Thank God I have a normal family! But at least I suppose its one less to wee up my walls when hes had too many sherries.

Well the party is getting into full swing, Ive had to ask Mr Turkey not to dance so vigorously, as the needle is damaging Dans Val Doonicans LP, hes sulking now, sitting in the corner with 11 packs of dairylea dunkers and a bottle of QC.

Mr Dory seems like an interesting chap, hes been keeping us all amused with his tales of all the rich and famous people hes met (I think hes just been to Tussauds in Blackpool myself after taking illegal substances) poor deluded chap, well lets not burst his bubble, cos I think he truly believes it himself!

Bo has arrived home with a police escort, its so wonderful to see him again, Ive really missed him. The police dropped him off at the door and raced away at full speed, Ive phoned them up for the keys but the say he really does need to keep the cuffs on a few years yet. Ill have to nip to Spar for some straws for him. Ill take Renee with me, shes got huge pockets in her mini skirt, we can pick up a few litres of cider and some more tizer for Dan while we are there.... (besides, I dont want to leave her alone with so many men in the house...shes a magnet and Mr Newt has been giving her the look all evening)