Ive just come back from the hospital, been visting Renee, shes out of danger, but the surgeons are in therapy. The thong has been stored in formaldehyde for medical research. It took 5 porters and 2 security guards to stop her from taking a swig of it. ( I wouldnt mind but I had my sherry bag with me)

The nurses are being very kind with her, they let the guards take the shackles off when shes has had her morphine, but the male staff have been moved to another department until she is discharged, (for their own safety)

The doctor told me the scars wont be too noticable, but that was never an issue, you could park a harley-davidson and its driver in her backside anyway. (And from some of the comments Ive seen on the toilet walls at Mecca bingo hall its a day trip for them) I believe they have printed postcards of said region, I believe the views rival that of the Himalayas without the snow, but with skid marks.

Im going to bed soon, Im tired, at least I dont have the bother of soaking my teeth, still not got them back off that damn dog! But I think Id best have a good strip wash, the cats are back howling and Ive got no kippers...... wheres my lavendar water????

More tomorrow... goodnight