Well we finally got the dead man back to the morgue, Renee was upset, she said it was the first stiff shed had for ages, she wanted to keep him but the smell was getting a bit too much.

Awwww, Dans got a girlfriend, shes called Nancy, I think he met her at work, shes on a training scheme from the psychiatric ward. He says shes doing very well, shes learnt how to make a cup of tea in under an hour now! Nancy hasnt quite figured out how to open the digestives, but I think she has a problem with her thumbs. (I hope he doesnt marry her and have kids, dont want any bad blood breeding in my family!)

Hes taking her to the pictures tonight, theres a film they both want to see, its got something to do with a 6ft singing purple dinosaur, "Barney the movie" I think, hope its not too scarey, Dans very sensitive and does tend to wet the bed when he gets frightened.

She seems nice enough, not quite right in the head, but harmless enough I suppose. She has lots of hobbies which shes got our Dan interested in. They have pooled together their collection of mini cereal boxes and empty cheese and onion crisp packets, they have over 30 now! Dan bought a special cabinet to display them in. Shes going to start collecting different coloured plastic pan scrubbers next, and has got a big glass bowl from from the charity shop to show them off in.

Ill make them a bit of tea before they go, they look so sweet holding hands on the couch watching Blue Peter together, fair brings a lump to my throat it does... young love! Some tongue and picallili butties eaten off the same plate will add to the romance, and a pint pot of tizer with 2 straws.... see, I am a romantic at heart!