My teeth! At last!.. damn that dog!Its always after my pussy. This is my neighbour Mabels dog, I hate it, they call it "Rudyard" I call it "shit-all-over-my-yard"
Im sure it hates me too.. its laughing at me here with my own teeth.. (well not my own teeth,I lost them in 1939 after an accident having sex on a tight-rope with a gypsy from the travelling circus) Ill have revenge on the little bugger, Ill chuck it a lamb chop with a few of my sennakot in it, he'll think twice before he robs my choppers again! Mind you, they look quite clean, probably been knawing on bones, keeps em clean I read, done me a favour I suppose, saves on steredent.
Well bingo was a bit of a wash out last night, no prizes, but Flo's new look went down well, she was asked several times for her autograph (I think she was mistaken for Boy George, or maybe Janet Street-Porter)
My new handbag was a great success, we managed to smuggle in 4 litres of draught sherry, and 5 litres of vomit out without the bouncers seeing. Its a good job Rene wasnt with us, the lining of my bag wouldnt have coped! She couldnt join us due to a g-string she bought, I believe the paramedics took 2 hours to find it. She was quite blue according to her neighbours. I think she is still in the operating theatre. Ill take her some grapes and her vibrator in tommorow. Ill also let her borrow some of my bloomers, much more comfy!
Ill have to go now, need to drop my bloomers in some dolly-blue before I go to bed.
More tomorrow...........