Dan isnt very happy that his uncle William is home..... aparently there was a bit of an argument about some white stains in the "winnie-the-pooh" sleeping bag. William only borrowed it for few minutes while Dan was at work, he needed a nap poor lamb, hed been staking out some local drug dealers in the White Horse pub all afternoon, and had to bring back a female colleague (who was disguised as a prostitute) They had to "de-brief" each other in privacy, so had to remove their clothes to check for any hidden microphones or bugs.

What a great responsibilty he has, William says the white stains were bits of crushed cyanide tablets, that fell out of a secret pouch in his belly button, kept there in case he was captured by passing alien life forms.

Really.... as much as I love Dan... he must understand that William has a very important job to do, all Dan does is spin a few records and tell us when the M6 is blocked! William is crucial to national security.