I saw my Marylin today for the fisrt time in ages, she must be feeling nostalgic, shed moved from a town centre bus stop, to my local bus stop, (right outside Spar) maybe shes homesick. I recognised her cardboard box straight away, she has written "£5 for a good time , or a 6-pack of tennants super" in green highlighter pen on it.

I knocked on the lid, and was greetd by the shriek of "F**K OFF" so I did..... sod her, the ungrateful bitch! But I left her a 6 pack of tennants and 20 capstan full strength anyway, well shes my grand daughter and I love her.

Marylin is only 35 but she had a very long paper round, I think thats why she looks so tired, shes still recovering 20 yrs later. I blame all the sunday supplements myself!

Ill call back in the morning with thermos of hot dry Blackthorn cider and a bag of roast chicken crisps, her favourites.. and it is a Sunday! Ill spoil her!