This is my sister Ethel, she has aged a lot more than me due to her smoking. We counted our wrinkles one night, and she has more than me. She smokes 80 roll-ups a day, and a pipe at weekends. I just smoke 80 a day, and they are capstan full strength, so Im the better looking sister.
She is a wonderful sister, she has only ever pinched two of my boyfriends and one husband. He denied it, but I caught them together inside her iron lung.
Ethel has had 7 husbands, she has been widowed 7 times... she is either very clever, very exuberant at sex or a shit cook! or maybe a combination of all.