Well its been a while since I wrote my diary, its been very busy here what with Bo being home, Dan and Mona have been about as useless as a chocolate fireguard now they are "in love". Scarlet has been spending all her time with the barrister who defended her against her shoplifting charges. He seems a nice chap, not sure about his curly grey hair, but each to their own. Ill save up some of my sherry money and get him some of that mens lotion, thatll cover it. Scarlet insists hes a blond, but my eyes aint that bad, he also wear little bows in it, personally I think hes been listening to Adam and the Ants, its gone right to his head.

Ive been left holding the baby, damn ugly little bugger but im getting quite fond of him in some ways. I left our Marylin babysitting him for a few hours while I went to bingo, she wants to have him again tommorrow. Im surprised, she was never interested in her own. I did notice she'd made a new sign on her cardboard box in her bus stop though, something about "another hungry mouth to feed" didnt really take much notice, shes very odd at times.

Ive asked Scarlet to bring her young man round for tea tonight, I need to see if he's father material (and I want a good look at that barnett of his)

Right Ill get down to Spar for something special, he looks a bit posh, might get some Lambrusco to wash it down with, thatll impress him.