I found my mystery man... but just as I almost caught up with him, 4 men in uniforms were throwing him out the compound. There was a riot of women behind him waving their fists and hurling abuse at him. I expect he turned down their advances, nothing worse than a woman scorned, jealous bitches! Im very sad about missing my chance for a bit romance, the guard on the gate wouldnt let me chase after him, said it wasnt safe for me and that Id have to remain locked in.

Ill have to go and drown my sorrows, they have entertainment on this afternoon, and Mr Turkey, Mr Dorey and Mr Newt are going talent spotting again. Dan thinks they are going to turn into agents like Simon Cowell.