What an exotic place! Very modern, feel like Ive come to paradise! This was taken just before Rene jumped in, there was quite a stir, Im not sure if it was the image of her bikini bottoms disapearing up her crack, or the tidal wave that followed, but the noise was something to behold! There were screaming children, rubber hats and rubber rings everywhere, the water turned a reddish colour (dont heads bleed a lot?) I wish some mothers would keep their children under better control.

I suppose she did us a favour really, Id only brought a tea towel with us, so Scarlet used the distraction to do a "seaside swipe", she did well, got 4 good size ones, thatll do the 17 of us well.

Mr Turkey had forgotten his trunks, but thanks to Rene I dont think anyone noticed the brown and orange stripped little number he was wearing were actually y-fronts.

Mr Dorey and Mr Newt are very refined, they had proper speedos and everything, they even brought soap and shampoo with them, saves using all my washing up liquid.

William was taking a little too much notice of some of the young girls and had to be "escorted out" by the lifeguards, he says he was only trying to teach them how to swim, but they thought that swimming under little girls with a snorkle and twanging their bikini bottoms wasnt too helpful.

Flo looked a sight for sore eyes when she came out of the water, she was strutting up and down in front of the lifeguards trying to get their attention, but she hadnt realised that her plentiful make-up had "run", when i say run, it was more of a flow, when that was put together with her silver thong, well all Im saying is its the first time Ive heard grown men scream!