Well last night was a roaring sucess, the entertainment was fantastic! Stanley was amazing as Elvis (yes I know its hard to believe hes not the real thing, but its true I swear!)

His redition of blue suede shoes was the best thing Ive seen, and the way he moved really stirred me!

We got to meet him after the show in the bar too, he was very nice and polite, (once we'd peeled Rene off him) poor deluded woman still believes that Elvis is alive and working at Pontins, Ive told the silly cow hes dead, I know for a fact this must be true, I read it in the Star. Mind you, he was pretty convincing, but once you hear his Bolton accent it all becomes clear, the real Elvis was from Wales I think, completely different way of speaking, I have a good ear for these things.

Mr Turkey and our Dan were very excited about Stanley, they have offered him £20 to do a series of songs on their shows, they are going to feature him in a slot called "holiday singers from hell" This could be his big break, itll be Simon Cowell next! And to think Ive actually met him! Its great to be able to mingle with the stars! Id best wake my lot up and get some breakfast sorted, something good to soak up the left over alcohol, well we had to show Stan we could keep up with the stars.