Its a nightmare, trying to arrange a funeral when your grieving, and its even worse on a pension, but I think Ive found just the thing for our Heathcliffe. Its made a beautiful chinese wood... its probably very lovely and hardwearing, but I dont understand about wood, I know all about formica, and pine(wish our Jesus was a bit older he'd know about these things)

The man said something like "balsa", sounds very exotic to me, he did tell me we'd need a good trolley on wheels to support it, Rene is going to B&Q for one, Asdas are way to small, he was a big lad, shes such a gem.

Im off to Age Concern now for a suit for him to wear, (the "Heart Foundation" shop is way too expensive)